First we had the pop music talent shows such as Pop Idol and Fame Academy. Then came the West End musical talent shows How Do You Solve a Problem Like Maria? and I'd Do Anything! We've even had an opera talent show with the relatively high-brow Operatunity.

Talent: Matt Clark has reached the final 40 in The School of Saatchi
Now, rather extraordinarily, Charles Saatchi has entered the fray. Next week sees the first episode of a new contemporary art contest called The School of Saatchi, in which fledgling artists —some are graduates of art schools, others pure amateurs — compete to win patronage from the art-loving recluse himself. The first prize is a place in a Saatchi group show at The Hermitage in St Petersburg. It's a golden ticket, effectively, to a career in the professional art world.

Saatchi of the North: Manchester-based art collector Frank Cohen, one of The School of Saatchi's judge
So has art gone all X Factor? Entirely characteristically, Saatchi himself is never shown on-screen and instead sends a Sloaney representative from his gallery to voice his opinions on the merits of the young artists' efforts. Following an elimination round that narrows 100 hopefuls down to six, Saatchi sets the contestants a new artistic challenge each week and the resulting work is then inspected by four other judges: Tracey Emin, one of Saatchi's most high-profile “finds”; Barbican curator Kate Bush; critic and presenter Matthew Collings; and Frank Cohen, the Manchester-based art collector who is often called The Saatchi of the North.

Chasing the golden ticket: hopeful artist Suki Cha
Cohen is also the brave soul who has agreed to defend the show's concept against inevitable charges of dumbing-down. He insists that “the whole thing was Charles's idea,” laughing loudly. “He innovated all of it, and I think he chose me to be a judge cos he knew I'd not be boring.”

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Cohen is worth an estimated £40 million, a fortune he made with a chain of 50 DIY stores across the north of England, and he owns more than 1,500 works of art, many of which he shows at his self-built gallery in Wolverhampton. Wearing thick-rimmed David Hockney-esque spectacles and sporting a very Mancunian haircut (think Liam Gallagher circa 1995), Cohen is a cheerful, good-natured chap, apparently without a cynical bone in his body. At the age of 66, he rarely gives interviews, but in this case feels duty-bound to justify the TV show: “Charles knows I'll stand here and front it up. I don't mind getting the stick.”
So is Saatchi merely aping Cowell here, making easy telly by exploiting, then disappointing, young ambition? “It's more a documentary in my opinion,” replies Cohen, a little desperately.
“It's not like the X Factor for the simple reason that you haven't got an audience standing and screaming and baying for blood. I think Saatchi wants the programme to come over as a serious take on the processes of contemporary art rather than a competition. It doesn't cheapen art at all; if anything, it'll educate people in how contemporary art is made and what it means.”
Nice try. But a competition it undoubtedly is, and though the whole thing has a patina of BBC taste and quality, every episode builds inexorably to that moment when the young artist is told either that they've got a golden star from Saatchi — or that they're rubbish and need to try a whole lot harder. At one point, Emin (the sharpest tongue on the panel) tells one young hopeful who has made a sculpture out of blue plastic chairs that his work is “the biggest load of bullshit”.
“These are kids, we don't exploit them,” says Cohen. “I mean, I've seen some of them cry but I cried at the end of the show when the winner was announced and I'm a very tough cookie indeed. Tracey was shocked. She said: blimey, you've got feelings!'”
Of course, contemporary art as competition is nothing new — look at the Turner Prize — and isn't necessarily a bad thing. School of Saatchi is riveting TV, even if (or rather, I fear, because) the editors of the programme invite us to wince at the contestants' cock-ups and snigger at their youthful pretentiousness. In episode two, we see them making public art in Hastings — fake rocks that fall apart, empty zoo cages, barns made out of scaffolding and meaningless star-shaped bits of metal stuck on an old boat.
All good fun for us. But what's in it for Saatchi? An obvious theory is that he's attempting to claw back the influence he's lost over the past decade. Once the most important single figure in British contemporary art, he slipped from 14 to 72 in this year's prestigious ArtReview Power 100, which must have hurt. In the context of today's global art market, the dominant, Saatchi-sponsored Britart movement of the mid-Nineties looks parochial and insular.
Today London is home to artists, gallerists and collectors from all over the world — and Saatchi, simply, is no longer the big fish he was. Until the recent art market crash, moreover, very few British contemporary collectors could compete with the new international rich at auction.
“I have to say I'm glad it's gone down with a bang,” says Cohen, “because that [over-inflated] market stopped me from buying, and I think it stopped Charles, too. It was ridiculous. The world was awash with money, the Indians, Chinese and Arabs appeared with colossal sums, and people were spending huge amounts of money on stuff that just wasn't worth it.”
Despite his £40 million fortune and a collection of art that includes Jeff Koons, Richard Prince and Cindy Sherman, as well as Turner Prize-winning Brit artist Martin Creed and the Chapman Brothers, he says he felt priced out of the market: “I didn't buy for 18 months. I've never bought art as an investment but because I like individual pieces of work — but the prices were definitely stopping me from buying.”
Even now, the most sought-after pieces of contemporary art are fetching astonishing prices — an Andy Warhol silkscreen, 200 One Dollar Bills, went for almost $44 million in New York last week, more than three times its top estimate — but Cohen believes that, for most living artists, the days of multi-million sales are effectively over.
So perhaps Charles Saatchi is doing a Cowell in order to raise his profile as fairy godfather to young artists. Unlike Cohen — who generally buys artists with established reputations — Saatchi has always trawled the graduate shows and bought art at its very inception, by complete unknowns.
Of course he deserves credit for this, and perhaps School of Saatchi will demonstrate his nose for potential talent and, even, a certain philanthropic attitude towards young artists.
Never forget, however, that Saatchi was once one of the world's most successful admen. His greatest success has been to commercialise and popularise contemporary British art, and to make everyone aspire to owning it. Seen in that context, making artists compete for his favour on prime-time TV — just like Jedward before a scowling Cowell — doesn't seem like a very radical step at all.
School of Saatchi starts on BBC2 on Monday.
Reader views (14)
Pity no one has mentioned Chanel 5's "The big Art Challenge"
Pity my husband died last Christmas aged 73.
Mr Sewell knew him, didn't care for his work, but that's OK.
He was championed by Wayne Hemmingway. That's OK too. Because no matter where he came in the show, Len won! He won big! And he knew it.
So did I.
And that's what matters.
- Carlyle Braden, Croydon, UK, 25/12/2009 17:53
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Matt is the only true artist of the bunch imho. The others are just winging it & trying to give CS what they think he wants(Example: The chappati 'installation' that morphed from 'representing the pages of books' to 'a gift of love between families' or some such tosh). Matt, on the other hand, is genuinely creative with an inherent love of that creation. He's largely oblivious to external influence, despite having to 'follow' each remit.
I really hate that about the show. The 'challenges' are totally contradictory to the spirit of creating art, which should always be totally spontaneous. If CS truly cared about art he would know that. Forcing an artist to create work that's alien to their soul is akin to turning it out on a factory conveyor belt. As for all this 'SurrrAlan' style deference to the invisible (yawn!) CS, all he is is a wealthy, acquisitive guy. This doesn't make him any kind of art expert. The advice given, such as 'Charles doesn't like subtlety...he likes an instant impact' or similar (creep creep) just sickens me. Matt shouldn't bow to this kind of creative despotism. Patronage of such a person will only hold him back. He should sally forth on his own rather than being chained to a man fast becoming (imo) the Simon Cowell of the art world. As for the others, maybe they could just scale up some Meccano or something. Anyone who'd be impressed with a giant copy of a Young Scientist Anatomy Set is sure to be delighted.
- Helen, Blackpool, 12/12/2009 03:20
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They should have an installation called 'Can you wire a plug'. Guess these starving poets couldn't though...they'd get mum and dad to do it.
- Me Me, london, 08/12/2009 21:48
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The School of Saatchi is going to raise interests ,regarding the arts ,with the UK public.
( The visual art television shows is so bleak compared to music. Visual art is practically dead.) So-this show is great and should help bring about some noise for the UK art scene. We need some excitement in the arts/visual arts.
A couple of concerns. Hopefully, the tongue in cheek/ taking the mick, meaningless -art won't be applauded on this show because that's the type of thing that will make the public undermine art and this show.
Secondly, it would be better to see that artists of different ages get to take part in this show. Hope this show develops into a quality tv show.
- Artlover, UK, 03/12/2009 13:35
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I have watched the show and am looking forward to the next. When and were had it been advertised about this show wanting artists to appear with there work?, I sooo would have attended if things like this were advertised as much as for instance X Factor. Maybe next time more attention should be paid to actually letting more artists know about these things.
- Peggy, England, 30/11/2009 20:24
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The journalist forgets (?) to mention that the same talent show has already been done in the United States. The show was called ARTSTARS and featured Jeffery Deitch, a New York gallerist with many similarities to Charles Saatchi.
- Evan, Amsterdam, the Netherlands, 26/11/2009 18:49
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I feel for all contestants. Facing the insecurity and jealousies of some self-proclaimed slick art experts. Even though the process and its panel is much annoying, the prize for the chosen one will be very real. The absurd indeed reached its climax when one of the jurors claimed: "Even I could have done that drawing much better" - but you didn't !
Very sad is, that nobody on the show obviously knows what art really is.
If the young artists like to know what art is, I am happy to enlighten them any time. For the panel I am afraid it might be to late.
Neon, London
- Neon, London, UK, 26/11/2009 18:35
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I find it quite strange how almost everyone on the show is male, and yet the majority of people at art school are girls?
Suki is by far the best and definitely deserves to win.
- Dorian, Wales, 25/11/2009 15:12
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The only artist on last night's episode of School of Saatchi was the young girl with the portrait of a tattoo man - I think her name was Khana Evans? She said the only sensible thing on the show when she said that it was all 'b*******!'. She's damn right!!! The talented ones walked and the talentless have a lot to learn about real art.
- Debbie Nicoll, North Somerset, 24/11/2009 19:41
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After watching the first episode all I can say is any Artist
who says doing life drawing is a cliché is a moron!!
considering everything that is man made started off as lines on
paper, makes the "life drawing is a cliché" statement completely
wrong.
Art does not begin and end with conceptual art!!
- Dan, telford, uk, 24/11/2009 02:36
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Enjoyed the program, nice idea looking forward to next episode i love all types of art. But modern art makes people have an opinion about it, rather than if its only a nice picture. Loved the magnets.
- Suzie, cambridge, 23/11/2009 22:11
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I am shocked.....artists? A towel rail with a whistle hanging off it, Hmm. Might be losing it but, contemporary art... joke!. I could come up with something better in 5 minutes in the garage, and it would be ten times better. Tell Mr Saatchi if he is planning a new series, I am there!!!
- Fig, London, 23/11/2009 22:10
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this sounds like a nice idea for a show,cant believe nobody did it before.Shame no saatchi appearing,he seems very sharp and funny in his book
- Will Davies, london, 18/11/2009 16:48
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Old People: The World Hates You
Why do the contestents seem under 21? I can accept that the pop world requires beauty to help its product, as its largest consumers are children. No child wants to watch a sixty-seven year old man body-popping along to a grime beat..
Successful art however, is the practise of life expressed as the work, and thus requires the perspective of a lifetime to warrant any real validity.
Just get a few wrinklys on.
- Mr Friendly, england, 18/11/2009 13:10
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