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11 September 2009
Based on the 1983 slasher movie, The House on Sorority Row, this resembles just about every knowing gore-fest you’ve ever seen.
A bunch of bitches and their boyfriends get stalked on graduation night by a hooded figure wielding a tyre iron.
Some of the bitches are amusing (the bulimic slut, for instance, who is told by a boy she’s just kissed "You taste of vomit!").
But mostly they just get killed and you think "Phew, one down, how many more to go?"
Sorority Row
Cert: 15
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