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What a dog's dinner

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Wes Craven has a producer's credit on this Nicholas Mastandora horror but he shouldn't be very proud of it.

A posse of insufferable college kids fly to a deserted island for a holiday and find a bevy of wild dogs after their blood.

The dogs are distinctly brighter than they are. But that's not saying much. This is a limp, carelessly plotted and badly scripted effort you could well describe as a dog's dinner.

The Breed
Cert: 15

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