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Jones

Don't let parenting gurus ruin your life

How do you get a job as a government czar? I want one. As far as I can see, you commission expensive surveys on specious subjects then go on breakfast telly to spin the results in such a way as to put the royal bejesus up the Upper Street/Northcote Road set.

11 January 2010 10:44 AM

The free-for-all must end: bring the web to heel

Hello, you psychotic, whoring skanks!

28 August 2009 08:33 AM

Have fun at university or be smart and get a job instead

Did you get into university yesterday? If so, congratulations.

21 August 2009 08:08 AM

With Facebook, even spooks are just like us

What's the Persian for schadenfreude? I don't know, but I imagine that in between cursing infidels, oppressing his people and grooming his silly beard, Iran's supreme lunatic Ayatollah Ali Khamenei had a jolly good laugh at our expense this weekend.

06 July 2009 09:09 AM