New Moon is nothing if not an international advertisement for the hungry virtues of virginity and young people can’t get enough of it
The Twilight Saga: New Moon
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A smart, prickly and rewarding view of sexual and emotional confusion
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Kitchen W8 is a bargain for this area, if such sophistication is what you crave
Kitchen W8
Too long and drawn out but very entertaining with excellent special effects
This is a peculiar play and does not work for me. Some of it is very funny but there are real flaws
Alex has a strong powerful voice and was faultless, she is far better now than she was on the X-Factor
London,




Description: The renowned comic and writer hosts the first of five evenings made up of his favourite acts. Tonight's guests are Simon Munnery and a mystery star.
Trains: Tube: Euston
, Tube / Bus: 10, 18, 24, 29, 73, 91, 168, 253
Phone: 0207388 8822
Website: www.thebloomsbury.com
Extra info: Party Hire, Pub, Food
Putting on a show: Stewart Lee compered the evening
After a restrained start, the opening night of Stewart Lee’s comedy heroes series certainly made its mark. Lee compered with his slow-burn satire and support act Simon Munnery garnered respectable giggles as punk pamphleteer Alan Parker but it was Johnny Vegas who ignited proceedings by diving into the audience.
The slimmer, newly divorced Vegas showed no sign of ring-rustiness. Despite his success, he was still the same savage tornado of shameless self-loathing, bitterness and regret that rocketed him to prominence in the Nineties. Only his trademark pottery wheel was missing.
Actually, some material was missing too. Vegas, always a riveting tragi-comic presence, only really had one anecdote. But it was beautifully delivered, half-Alan Bennett, half-Charles Bukowski, regarding a visit to a strip club in his St Helens hometown. Mid-bump and grind the lapdancer leaned forward and asked: “How’s your mam doing?”
Vegas may not have had much in the way of a routine but he managed to finish in unforgettable style, having a front-row fan carried onstage like the dead Snow White and serenading her back to life like a safari-jacketed anti-Russell Brand. Not the best gig ever, but definitely unique.
Fridays until 23 May. (thebloomsbury.com; 0871 2200 260)
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