Billy Connolly shows new boys he’s still top dog
By
Bruce Dessau
6 Jan 2010
You cannot teach an old dog entirely new tricks, but perhaps they can learn to be more tactful.
The last time Billy Connolly appeared at the Hammersmith Apollo, in 2004, he caused an uproar with a controversial remark about Iraq hostage Ken Bigley.
Last night, opening a three-week run, he stuck his tartan brothel creepers firmly into more deserving targets, from smarmy politicians to snout-in-trough bankers.
Now 67 and almost completely white-haired, the comedy legend lost his way more than usual, but the random approach has always been part of his chatty style.
One moment he was revealing the sock-stealing pranks he used to play in youth hostels, the next he was recalling spotting the face of Jesus in an iceberg and then singing the praises of his gran, who was so tough she used to shave her armpits with broken beer bottles. A lot of comedians have emerged in recent years to challenge Connolly for the mainstream stand-up crown. Peter Kay and Michael McIntyre have come close, but the Big Yin is holding on like an ageing prizefighter.
Amid the scattershot riffing there were some classic routines. He was scalpel sharp on the protocol of swearing (“there is no such thing as bad language, only bad use of good language”) and his impersonation of a linguine-legged Edinburgh drunk was priceless.
The most shocking thing, apart from admitting that he liked Cliff Richard, was that while Connolly has not exactly mellowed — the front row needed umbrellas during frequent spittle-flecked tirades — compared with Frankie Boyle and Jimmy Carr he seemed benign. An anecdote about exposing himself at a posh Edinburgh buffet was crude but strangely playful.
And he almost made amends for his Ken Bigley jibe with a passionate anti-war observation about increasingly large memorials. Apart from the lack of an interval, suggesting that the Billy bladder is in as fine fettle as his wit, there was only one other issue. Two hours of original material was bulked out by the repeating of old gags told by showbiz chums such as Frank Carson and Jimmy Nail.
Yet even here his storytelling supremacy turned well-worn lines like the Irish Titanic joke — “Built In Belfast. It was OK when it left here” — into gems again. Angry, arrogant and barking mad. And still top dog.
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I find it a little ironic that Billy Connelly pokes fun out of elderly care equipment, "chairs and aids", while the man that helped build Connelly's career Sir Micheal Parkinson is today trying to raise awarness for greater care for elderly people. Billy is good fun but some of the material is very "shaky" I feel.
Maybe he should use a gold plated aid as a prop as he rambles on!
- Norman Goodman, Hinckley U.K., 12/01/2010 11:33
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After waiting for years to see a comic genius I was greeted by a jet lagged traveller whose brain seemed to be just as tired as some of the jokes.
I longed for my sides to ache in what was to be my greatest event for the year but the only thing that was to ache was my behind from sitting down for 2 hours. I felt robbed.
Jokes are not like a song where if you remix it you can come out with a new product. A old joke how ever you tell it is still an old joke. I did not pay to sit and listen about school boy pranks we all used to do as a child either. The show was rambled from one place to another (a typical Billy thing) but if someone had stolen his notes he would have got another 2 hours out of his show. I am hoping that this was first night nerves and a result of jet lag but I didn't pay jet lagged prices to watch.
If there are any plus sides to this show Billy now has a new catchphrase..."where was I??? ah yes..." and I managed to park right outside the Apollo.
You hurt me Billy and not in the side spitting way!
- Steve Johnson, clacton on sea, Essex, 09/01/2010 13:56
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He is too long in the tooth and quite frankly nowadays unfunny! It is the same old boring routine! Clapped out and played out!
To make fun of Kenneth Bingley who was was terrified as he knew he was facing beheading is morally sick and disgusting.
Put this tall aloof embarrassing dinosaur out to grass.
- James From Camden, London, 07/01/2010 11:25
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As an Irishman living in the USA for a LONG!! time Billy C. Rocks - Period!!
- Ian, USA, 07/01/2010 00:22
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Oh God, save us please!!
- Miles, London, 06/01/2010 16:33
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