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How to survive the Chelsea Flower Show
By Valentine Low, Evening Standard 16.05.07
Follow our handy tips for surviving the Chelsea Flower Show
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Chelsea Flower Show, 22-26 May
Royal Hospital, Chelsea.
Going to Chelsea for the first time? You will need to be prepared for one of the most punishing events of the season - but, if planned right, also one of the most rewarding. Here is the Evening Standard's Chelsea Flower Show Survival Guide...
Shoes: There is, quite simply, nothing more important than wearing the right footwear. Wear comfortable shoes and forget stilettoes - you might find yourself stuck in the mud during one of Chelsea's infamous downpours and Diarmuid Gavin is not going come and pull you out.
Be weather prepared: Carry a light raincoat but don't take an umbrella - some of those Gloucestershire matrons don't take kindly to being poked in the shin by a brolly.
Plan ahead: Buy your catalogue in advance - it can be ordered along with your tickets - and then use the map inside to plan your day.
Local knowledge: A little goes a long way. For instance, the loos in Western Avenue often have shorter queues.
Water: Carry a couple of bottles to avoid shelling out for some overpriced bottled stuff of dubious provenance.
Plant Societies' Stands: Don't forget to visit them - you can get specialist advice and find some interesting rarities.
Credit card: Take one if you cannot resist being the first to buy new varieties. On second thoughts, leave it behind.
Get there early: Doors open at 8am, and it is soon crowded.
Tact: Try to avoid saying out loud things like, "My six-year-old could have done better." The person next to you is probably the designer.
Bun fight: If you are feeling strong, try the plant sale at the end of the show. It is signalled by a bell at 4pm and makes the Harrods sale look like a walk in the park. But check what you are buying is in good condition.
When: Tuesday 22 May, Wednesday 23 May, RHS members only; Thursday 24 May, Friday 25 May, 8am-8pm; Saturday 26 May, 8am-5.30pm.
Where: Royal Hospital, Chelsea.
Nearest Tube: Sloane Square.
Entrances: Royal Hospital Road and Chelsea Embankment. Don't take the car - parking is very limited.
For more information, go to www.rhs.org.uk/chelsea/2007
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