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London,




Dir: Oliver Parker.
Cast: Rebecca Hall, Ben Chaplin, Ben Barnes, Colin Firth, Emilia Fox
Description: Dorian Gray arrives in London, unaware of the horrors that lurk beneath the facade of 19th-century society. Lord Henry Wotton takes Dorian under his wing, setting the youngster on the path to damnation. Every time the lad falls from grace and succumbs to temptation, a painting of his beautiful visage decays. Thus Dorian secrets the portrait away in the attic where no one can glimpse how ugly he has become inside.
Country: UK. 2009. 112mins
The face fits: Ben Barnes as Dorian Gray
Ben Barnes boasts zeitgeisty good looks. Like Twilight’s Robert Pattinson, he’s as pallid as he is pretty, what you might call perversely effete.
Once upon a time, he might have been dubbed a pansy. In the Noughties, such top-drawer androgyny has become universally attractive — a fact which Oliver Parker’s melodrama-cum-horror show shrewdly exploits.
The film is based on Oscar Wilde’s short novel, which tells the story of a beautiful, innocent boy corrupted by praise and prose. Dorian Gray (Barnes) arrives in London, gets his portrait painted by a “feminine” artist called Basil (Ben Chaplin) and, encouraged by the cynical Lord Henry Wootton (Colin Firth), sells his soul in order to remain physically perfect.
First-time scriptwriter Toby Finlay has added a backstory to explain Dorian and his Faustian pact — he was cruelly beaten by his potty grandfather. It’s also made abundantly clear that men, as well as women, find Dorian attractive and that Dorian is prepared to swing both ways. He’s also into class-A drugs, S&M and body piercing, though he is, of course, a prisoner of his own vices and nothing gives him satisfaction. Much of the new material cancels itself out.
Dorian’s first love, Sybil (Rachel Hurd-Wood), has become far less complex (in the book, she, like Basil, is obsessed with the relationship between art and life) and Dorian’s sudden rejection of her feels like an out-take from Men Behaving Badly. Chaplin and Firth are stodgy in all the wrong ways.
As for the attempts to frighten us... from the minute a fat maggot struggles to emerge from the painted Dorian’s eyeball the nightmare becomes laughable. When we finally saw the attic-bound portrait, the audience I was with guffawed as one. O the horror! The Hammer horror!
But teenagers will love this film. They will love it because there are lots of close-ups of Barnes being done unto or doing unto others. As a vehicle for a rising and undeniably talented star, it hits the spot.
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soft-porn meets ghoul-in-the-attic horror. All a bit silly, really. I'm sure Oscar Wilde is turning in his grave.
- Kh, London
Despite a lavish and polished production, Dorian Gray is tame and uninspired with a lifeless performance by Ben Barnes in the title role.
- Gaga, Gagaland
Well,well,well another very classic book turned Hollywood. This is such a strong story I hope that Mr Barnes is up to the challenge. You never know he might give the delectable Mr Pattinson a run for his money and we might all end up having Gray Fever force fed to us everyday of the year from every single magazine or website we go on.
- Hockley, Eastlegh, England
I don't think that Dorian Gray can be a movie for teenagers. The novel of Oscar Wilde has got nothing to do with a film for kids... It explores the depths of the human soul !
The first movie made from the book was a made in the late 40's and is a fantastic movie, really scary....
However, I guess the choice of this new actor will bring young girls... but get ready for a surprise !! It's a really weird story... One of the best ever written (I'm taking of the book of course)....
- Sissidelyon, Lyon, France
This Autumn - Derek Zoolander is......Lord Byron.
When will the pillaging of the classics end??
- Hansel, London