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London,




Phone: 020 7385 3929
Open: Open Mon-Fri for lunch and dinner, noon-4pm & 6-10pm. Sat & Sun (barbecue menu) noon-10pm (9.30pm Sun)
Monkeying about: head chef Brian Gibbons in the willow tree that overlooks the terrace
Meteorologists, or as I prefer to call them The Weathermen, since they seem to be literally an underground organisation, can breathe a small sigh of relief. Last Sunday was barbecue weather. As luck would have it, I was reviewing The Crabtree in Hammersmith, recently acquired by Realpubs Ltd.
Realpubs, run by Nick Pring and Malcolm Heap, who met not in a Martin Amis novel but on the Bass graduate programme, aims to renovate large Victorian boozers, usually corner sites, to create what they refer to as “urban locals”, a home from home for those living in the capital. The Crabtree, with its spectacular position downstream from The River Café, has a huge sprawling garden, a glazed colonnade and frontage on to the Thames shaded by a graceful weeping willow.
Our first visit was on a Friday evening and we sat inside in the dining area at the rear of the premises to benefit from waiter service. Anyone sitting in the garden must arm themselves with a table number and order at the bar. Our waiter, who satisfactorily fleshed out the company’s stated hiring policy that “experience will always play second fiddle to a great attitude and a willingness to get stuck in”, said that he liked serving in the dining room as he could develop a relationship with customers rather than just ferrying food out.
We sat at a bare wooden table, one from the customary mishmash favoured by gastropubs, under a framed black and white photograph of The Crabtree of old, when there was a lifebelt on the exterior front wall and a uniformed guard at the door. Maybe Rainville Road was a more dangerous thoroughfare then. Potential villains in undershirts — so River Café. Not! — those we could see sitting smoking in the garden looked like pussycats.
Having just read that frogs’ legs, or anyway frogs, are becoming an endangered species due to their popularity, I quickly ordered them, breaded and served with aioli, before they ran out. Reg chose prawns with chilli and tomato oil that came with confit tomato bread. What was inside the hefty coating of fried crumbs could have been frogs’ legs or anything with a faintly fishy flavour and pin-thin bones. So maybe we should let the frogs croak forth and multiply. The aioli lacked the distinguishing sting of garlic. The prawns in chilli hot oil and the toast spread with tomatoes and onions were good, so much so that Reg ordered them again when we returned for Sunday lunch.
I’ve long been of the opinion that vegetarian assemblies could make better use of the flavours of what you might call heirloom potatoes. Pink fir apple, a variety more than a century old, could probably scrape into this category. Pink firs sautéed in a spicy mixture of mustard seed and curry leaf served with wilted watercress and a poached egg was an excellent main course that capitalised on the nutty taste and waxy texture of the tuber. I am not able to give a verdict on the chips as, in a rare gesture towards calorie counting, Reg asked for beer-battered haddock and mushy peas to be served with new potatoes.
A long wait between courses resulted in our request for another bottle of water being met with: “No worries, and that will be on the house.” If only other managements realised how little gestures like that can repair yawning gaps in service. A dessert of British strawberries and cream also took an unconscionably long time to arrive but tables both inside and out are, I suppose, tricky to co-ordinate.
Because on Friday evening there had been a low tide with an accompanying silty frogs’ leggy whiff, I had expected that at Sunday lunch the water would be high, but I am not a meteorologist nor, surprisingly, have I coxed for Oxford or Cambridge during the boat race — The Crabtree is apparently a famously good vantage point for watching. The tide was out again. The barbecue, however, was going great guns with burgers, steaks, veal T-bones and various vegetables sizzling on grills and chickens revolving on a rotisserie. The chaps in control looked like they knew exactly what they were doing.
Sunday roasts with “all the trimmings” — we tried beef and pork — had everything a Sunday roast should have, including parsnips and crunchy roast potatoes. The beef was notable and served exactly as rare as ordered, but the pork was sliced too thin for comfort. We sat inside again but right next to an open window to get the best of both worlds (and waiter service) and hedge our bets on whether this really was the advent of barbecue summer.
Of course it wasn’t — as I write it is grey and miserable — but now you know somewhere rather spiffing to go when the sun does put his hat on.
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Fabulous location but food a bit hit and miss. the beef looked amazing but the mackeral i ordered arrived after 2 hours swimming in olive oli. they told me that mackerel is "an oily fish" and that the oil was part of the dressing. when i sent it back they literally just poured the half pint of oil off my plat and reserved it. took us 3 hours to get 3 courses which actually was fine as the locattion and weather were so great. however when we ordered desert at 5pm the waiter looked at his watch poinbtedly. the manager told us that there were 3 chefs for 600 covers so that explains why the food was being thrown out and everything was taking so long.
- Nikki, london
Great Pub, great food, great garden and real service, well worth a visit especially if your hungry.
- Mark From London, Chelsea
As a local who never really used the pub pre refurbishment it is now isomewhere you would be proud to take visitors, friends etc. The friendly staff make all the difference and nothing seems to be too much bother for them. The food menu has a great selection and there is something to suit most tastes. The interior is a great improvment and the garden has been totally transformed. The section adjacent to the river will fill up quickely as this is clearly the best spot. The only downside is the parents who thinks its okay for their children to run riot around the garden and the crying and screaming can sometimes be the decider to move on elswhere.
- Hollie, UK