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Jordan: I hate my body and I'm planning more cosmetic surgery
Last updated at 16:28pm on 07.02.08Katie Price has confessed that she is disappointed with the results of recent surgery on her body.
The model otherwise known as Jordan announced plans to have yet another cosmetic procedure on her breasts, insisting that despite a recent operation they are still too big.
In an interview with OK! magazine, Jordan said she is flying back to America for the upcoming operation.
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Deflated: Jordan, left, believes her breasts are still too big after surgery despite them being reduced dramatically from her modelling heyday
The 29-year-old, who has attempted to change her Barbie Doll image, said: "When I saw my boobs I was disappointed because they looked big and I wanted them to be a lot smaller.
"My words to the doctor beforehand were: 'I want to go a lot smaller. More pert. More stuck-on looking. But I still want people to think I've got big boobs."
Katie, who is married to singer Peter Andre and has three children, added: "I'm really disappointed. In fact I'm going back to the States to get them re-done."
Biting back: Jordan says her teeth, which cost £25,000, have been filed down so much they hurt 'constantly'
Explaining why she isn't impressed, Katie continued: "They look fine in bra but they hang too low when I'm standing up and it's really bad when I'm lying down. There's about a four inch gap.
"I've had three boob jobs done before and I've seen enough other ones to know what they should look like and they're not right.
"I've also got indents so you can see where the implant is sitting and there's excess skin so the doctor either hasn't filled the skin up enough or he hasn't removed enough skin."
But the surgery, which has been booked for six months time, means she will have to delay plans for another baby.
Katie added: "This is the other annoying thing - he said he will re-do it in six months and then there's the recovery time after that and it means I won't be able to have another baby for 18-months, so it's set that back as well."
She is also unhappy with her teeth, which she also had corrected in America, and is having surgery on them next week.
Katie said she is so upset with the staggering £43,000 cosmetic surgery that she is warning others to stay natural.
She said: "I can't believe this is the first time I've paid for surgery and this is the first time it went wrong.
"My boobs and nose were £18,000 and my gnashers were £25,000. But they are [botched] as well.
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Katie (leaving a nightclub at the weekend) said she is so upset with the staggering £43,000 she has spent on cosmetic surgery - that she is warning others to stay natural
"Mine are so sensitive now it's like they've filed them down too much and have hit all my nerve endings. It hurts constantly. It feels like I've got electricity going through my teeth."
She added: "I tell you what - anyone reading this, just stay natural because I've been through all this and look at the state of me.
"They [botched] up my boobs and they [botched] up my teeth and I've been in pain for six weeks.
"I don't want any more surgery, though. I've had enough! I've had enough of anaesthetics and I've had enough of recovering.
"I don't want to look 18 when I'm 60."
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All that money ,all that surgery, and she still looks dreadful
- Al Stuart, Ealing
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