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Fading away: Jordan's a shadow of her former self at Peter Andre's birthday bash
Last updated at 09:42am on 29.02.08She's recently reduced her 32FF famous breasts to a more manageable D-cup, and now it seems the rest of her is shrinking too.
Katie Price, who has built a career on her cartoon-like assets in her alternate guise as Jordan, appears to be a shadow of her former self as she continues to dramatically lose weight.
The once-voluptuous model, 29, looked gaunt as she showed off a pair of bony legs and knobbly knees in her turquoise mini-dress, while celebrating husband Peter Andre's 35th birthday in London last night.
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The incredibly shrinking woman: Katie Price last night in London (left) is looking increasingly thin. The model appeared proud of her voluptuous physique in 2006 (right)
Leaving the capital's trendy Scott's Restaurant, Price, who was also bizarrely wearing turquoise leg warmers above her high heels, was unrecognisable from the bleached-blonde Jessica Rabbit-esque persona she was cultivated.
However the mother-of-three has admitted to hating her body, despite it generating a reported £30million fortune for the former glamour girl.
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Birthday boy: Mr and Mrs Andre celebrate Peter's 35th at the capital's trendy Scott's restaurant. As for Andre's bling, the singer is wearing a necklace with the initials H and J, believed to stand for stepson Harvey and son Junior
Pin thin: Jordan's knobbly knee is a result of her dramatic weight loss
Price has spent a staggering £43,000-worth on cosmetic surgery since her teens when she underwent her first breast job and launched her modelling career.
While she has undergone a subsequent two breast jobs to enhance her cleavage, she recently underwent a fourth operation was to reduce them.
Of her last breast job, Price said: "When I saw my boobs I was disappointed because they looked big and I wanted them to be a lot smaller.
"My words to the doctor beforehand were: 'I want to go a lot smaller. More pert. More stuck-on looking.
"But I still want people to think I've got big boobs."
Explaining why she isn't impressed, Price continued: "They look fine in bra but they hang too low when I'm standing up and it's really bad when I'm lying down. There's about a four inch gap.
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Image overhaul: As well as a breast reduction, Price has recently dyed her hair dark and spent £25,000 on attaining a perfect Hollywood smile
Down-and-out: It all proves a little too much for the father-of-two as he takes a nap at the back of the car
"I've had three boob jobs done before and I've seen enough other ones to know what they should look like and they're not right.
"I've also got indents so you can see where the implant is sitting and there's excess skin so the doctor either hasn't filled the skin up enough or he hasn't removed enough skin."
The Andres weren't the only famous faces at London's Scott's last night. Former Prime Minister Tony Blair was there with wife Cherie
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I Love her! Katie Price is striking as her new self-- real self. Jordan Who?
- Rebecca S Lankeit, United States
She doesn't look any different, she's always been stick thin! Who cares about her knees!
- Rochelle, London, England
Maybe Jordan should spend some of her ill-gotten gains having her brain enhanced.
- Piqued, London
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