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Jeremy Clarkson and his expanding paunch enjoy life in the slow lane
Last updated at 17:00pm on 28.03.08He may drive supercars for a living, but Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson yesterday showed his physique is anything but "super" during a Caribbean holiday.
The motoring expert let his jelly belly hang out for the fourth year in a row as he relaxed on the beach with wife, Francie.
His shorts came complete with go-faster stripes, but the 47-year-old looked like he would be better suited to life in the slow lane.
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Paunching above his weight: Snorkel in hand, Jeremy Clarkson and his tummy get ready to take the plunge during a day at the beach in Barbados yesterday
Belly laugh: The Top Gear presenter relaxes during his Caribbean break with wife Francie
The TV presenter's luxury getaway comes weeks after he was allegedly photographed using his mobile phone while driving at 70mph down the middle lane of the M4.
Clarkson first denied being in the car, then claimed he hadn't been using a mobile phone when confronted with the photograph.
Police are said to be examining the snap. The 47-year-old could get three points on his licence and a £60 fine.
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The belly is not what matters with Jeremy. This is a cheap attack, from jealous people. Baby Ruth had a belly, and he kicked butt in baseball. The guy is not a metro sexual. He uses clutch fluid as aftershave, and petrol as sex lube. This is a real man 
- Fasthoff!, H town, Texas.
When's it due?
- Suzanne, Surrey, UK
Leave him alone, he's lovely - big fat belly or not!
Va Va Vroom...
- Chris, London, UK
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