Dani’s future is definitely orange . . .
Last updated at 15:07pm on 27.10.08For a brief moment, we thought Danielle Lloyd was naked as she left an Essex nightclub last night.
But then we realised she was wearing a dress the same colour as her skin.
The perma-tanned glamour girl was grinning as she left Faces in Gants Hill, but her night took an embarrassing turn when she was refused entry to the nearby Flex club.

White and tan: Dani Lloyd and her uneven perma-tan
Perhaps she was refused because of her white arms — somehow missed at the tanning salon.
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Celia - you REALLY need to get out more!
Any why is this donut wearing a VIP bracelet? Have they changed what VIP means????
Any suggestions???? Vacuous, irritating person perhaps????
- Janey C, Inverness Scotland
The colours of autumn, the Halloween season; and our Dani is stylish, ravishing, dazzling, exquisite, and always adorable.
- Celia Menon, Atlanta. USA
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