Simon Cowell gets an xxx from party host
Last updated at 13:04pm on 21.09.09Could Simon Cowell look any more uncomfortable? The 49-year-old X Factor judge is certainly no stranger to women falling at his feet — but judging by his expression he obviously didn't take too kindly to Tina Green, the wife of Topshop boss Sir Philip, grabbing him in a bear hug and planting a smacker on his cheek.

Where's my minder? Tina and Si
The outspoken impresario attended a private dinner at The Ivy Club in Mayfair last night following Topshop's fashion show earlier in the day. We bet he wishes his date for the party had been that huge bodyguard who gets him out of the auditions alive...
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