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Britney's hat trick of horrors

Oh Britney... as much as the troubled pop princess wants us to believe life is rosy with her newly revived music career, the pictures tell a different story. Out partying again, it seems Britney Spears still can't leave the house without looking like a dog's dinner. In recent days she has taken her car-crash couture to the streets and here is the evidence:

FASHION DISASTER NO.1

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Horror frock number 1

Britney, known for her love of revealing outfits, grabs a purple skirt and hikes it up to make a dress... magic!

Teamed with a summery white straw trilby and wintry cowboy boots, the result is a complete mess.

Britney wore the ensemble to carry on her rumoured romance with magician Criss Angel at a party in Las Vegas.

FASHION DISASTER NO.2

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Horror frock number 2

Keeping her hat, if not her head, Britney adds bright blonde hair extensions reminiscent of her days at the top.

But she wears it with a sack-like white mini-dress, doing nothing for her figure and looking like its put together with a piece of string and tent cloth.

Britney commits further crimes against fashion with her choice of ankle-strap black shoes making her legs look short and dumpy.

Miss Spears was making a nightclub opening appearance at the new LAX club at the Luxor in Las Vegas.

Later on she was clubbing with Criss once more with a glamorous set of friends. The girly group, and Criss, seemed more than happy to pose for cameras.

Britney joined them to strike a pose and then got close to Criss for a pouty shot complete with lollipop... before posing once more with the girls on the sofa.

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Strike a pose: The brightly attired crew accompanying Miss Spears pose up for the cameras

In 1980s throwback ripped denim with bare chest and crosses adorning his neck, Criss Angel gets up close and personal with Britney

Britney wearing sunglasses inside (how very rock 'n' roll) as her glam pals top up the make up

FASHION DISASTER NO.3

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Horror frock number 3

Back in Beverly Hills Britney reverts to usual form with a flash of her knickers. It seems she's never happier than when wearing a bottom-skimming dress.

Add the "blinging" studded cap and it all adds up to yet another fashion disaster.

Britney was displaying some rather unusual behaviour in this ensemble, driving while at the same time entertaining son Sean Preston in the back seat with a Spiderman figure.

It seems her new pop single, Gimme More, is actually quite a catchy number. But we don't want to see any more of these fashion choices.

Using Spiderman to defend herself, Britney displays some odd behaviour while flashing her knickers (again) while out in Beverly Hills

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