Wag Elen Rives' fashion own goal...but Coleen scores

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Lampard may be a top scorer for premiership club Chelsea - but his fiancee is an also-ran in the fashion stakes.

Spanish-born Elen, 29, stepped out in a gaudy blue plaid dress, edged with a floral fabric, and paired with a bizarre pair of frilled knee-high stockings.

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Hippy-longstocking: WAG Elen Rives gets nil point in the style stakes for this Heidi-style frock horror

The Heidi-style heavily skirted frock, combined with the clash of fabrics, drowned her slim figure.

And judging by the size of the sunglasses Elen wore, it appears maybe she found the frock horror a tad overpowering.

The former model wore the car-crash outfit while out shopping for shoes.

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Upgrade: Elen spent the morning shopping for shoes, but it was her outfit that really needed an upgrade

Frank Lampard and Elen Rives: Elen wears another of her colourful creations

But considering her Mary Janes were unquestionably the best part of the eye-watering outfit, it was clearly a waste of a shopping trip.

Maybe she should consider taking style tips from premier league Wag Coleen McLoughlin who looked effortlessly chic in a red embellished tunic, and cropped leather jacket, as she left restaurant the Ivy.

Elen 0 - Coleen 1.

Racy in red: Coleen McLoughlin shows Elen the WAG way, in a brilliant red 60s style tunic, a cropped black leather jacket, and patent heels