Why can't Britney EVER cover her behind?

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Just why can't Britney cover her behind?

Seen out before her widely-panned comeback performance at the MTV Video Music Awards, the troubled pop star wore yet another outfit which showed she is not on intimate terms with a mirror – at least not from behind.

Bottom flash 1: Britney goes on a supermarket sweep with a dress that's a few inches too short

The night before she wore the same bottom-skimming dress to party in Las Vegas before her flop comeback performance at the MTV awards

Britney headed to her local supermarket in the outfit which failed to cover her behind the night after she was first seen wearing it to a Vegas nightclub.

The singer and illusionist beau Criss Angel spent the night together at Las Vegas hotel the Luxor after a busy night flitting from one club to another.

The pair spent the night partying with rap artist P Diddy at Caesar's Palace.

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Bottom flash 2: Another supermarket, another bottom-exposing frock

It's just the latest in a line of fashion faux pas made by the 'Toxic' singer who is currently in the midst of a bitter custody battle.

Despite a string of her employees being summoned by the court to testify to her fitness as a parent, Britney has continued to act in a bizarre fashion, and is constantly seen in public flashing her dimpled, cellulite-riddled bottom.

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Bottom flash 3: Britney does it again as she exposes her cellulite-riddled bottom for the world to see - again

Ex-husband Federline has filed for primary physical custody of their two sons.

Federline is reported to be concerned about his former wife's increasingly erratic behaviour and believes she is exposing their children to "unnecessary risk," according to sources.

His lawyers are also said to be compiling a dossier on Britney's outlandish behaviour.

But despite the threat, and on consideration of the above evidence, it appears the singer does not feel she needs to change her ways - or her wardrobe.

Fully clothed: Britney hit Las Vegas nightspots with new beau illusionist Criss Angel