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Evening Standard column

Chris Addison

Outraged over comedy in five easy steps

Stop! Stop what you are doing at once! A major breach in public decorum and decency has occurred and you owe it to Society In General to take a moment to be appalled

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Being a good citizen? It's just not British

I was looking at this lingerie advert the other day. Actually, "looking" gives the wrong impression; I write "looking" but you picture a man with his mouth hanging open, paralysed and unable to turn the page

Book now to be bankrupted by booking fees

Milk rounds return to London. Remember them? So-called "milkmen" bring milk in so-called "milk bottles" on an electric vehicle which wakes you up at four o'clock in the morning by sounding like there's a mosquito next to your head

Why haven't DVDs made my baby a genius?

If, like me, you belong to the demographic unfairly called "pushy parents", this has not been a good week

DNA testing could ruin our cop shows

Too often, great scientific discoveries have unintended consequences. When, in 1953, James Watson and Francis Crick put the finishing touches to their model of the DNA double helix, what do you imagine they thought?

A silly question with only three billion answers

What do women want? This question has given a title to countless books, studies, pamphlets and themed fancy dress parties over the years

Save us from the tyranny of click and pick

We can search everywhere at once. We are like some kind of god, albeit one sitting at a desk in only his pants

Dreading that conference? Try my party game

Party conference season, to borrow a phrase from the woefully dog-eared Big Book of Journalese, begins in earnest next week.

I don't know much about art but I know what I dislike

Noted formaldehyde bulk-buyer Damien Hirst has got all in a tizz about someone “kidnapping” a bit of one of his works of art from a gallery

Eight things to write about a dead Kennedy

Chris Addison lays down the rules for reporting the death of a major American figure

Who's afraid of the big bad wolf children's stories?

The greatest pleasure of life with a young family, apart from the daily game of "Who's Moved My Keys?" and the ad hoc physics experiments exploring the ballistic and aerodynamic properties of yoghurt, is reading stories to your children

We’re up there with the Yanks for not listening

We're not capable of having a debate — because a debate is about listening to other people’s opinions

Debt, laryngitis, humiliation …I love the Edinburgh Fringe

The Fringe is a magnificent event and I truly cannot recommend highly enough that if you get the chance, you go

Here’s another daft idea: the trial-run citizen

There’s the notion that in future applicants for British citizenship will have to spend five years as a “probationary citizen”

Fogle and Cracknell are just the chaps to tackle the Moon

Everyone's gone to the Moon. Well, not everyone. And not "gone", exactly, more "going". There seems to be a huge roll-call of countries expressing renewed interest in exploring space, starting with a return to Luna

No seats please - we're British rail passengers

I live in a quarter of London into which the Tube has never ventured. I'm not sure why this should be - I like to imagine that it's the result of some long-forgotten Victorian turf war

Do we really need another King of Pop?

Since the staggering and untimely death of the frustrating, shattered musical genius Michael Jackson, we, the public, have pretty much been through all of the stages of grief

Flippers - my answer to all this flummery

As I've mentioned before, I love tradition. My father loved tradition. His father did before him. In fact, our family's love of tradition goes further back than anyone can remember

What every Londoner should tell any tourist

So we reach that time of year when Londoners, normally so pugnaciously delighted to live in One of The World's Greatest Cities™, start to complain about all of the tourists this inevitably attracts.

Why you must pay attention to me and Prince Charles

Prince Charles just doesn’t fit with London, if you ask me. See, London was built a long time ago, wasn’t it? It’s old. Really, really old

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