We need to pull ourselves together. Nick Clegg put it pretty well at the weekend when he dismissed the Gina Ford method — for non-breeders, that's a faddy way of rearing your babies with all the warmth and tenderness of a Burmese junta — as “absolute nonsense”
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Did you get into university yesterday? If so, congratulations. You are about to become a student. Relish the weight of history upon you
What's the Persian for schadenfreude? I don't know, but I imagine that in between cursing infidels, oppressing his people and grooming his silly beard, Iran's supreme lunatic Ayatollah Ali Khamenei had a jolly good laugh at our expense this weekend

We sent one lucky family off to experience inspirational Iceland. Read the full story here.
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