Hello, you psychotic, whoring skanks! Ah, that doesn't work, does it? Not with my name printed at the top of this piece
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What's the Persian for schadenfreude? I don't know, but I imagine that in between cursing infidels, oppressing his people and grooming his silly beard, Iran's supreme lunatic Ayatollah Ali Khamenei had a jolly good laugh at our expense this weekend


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