Up all night: Annette and I are out looking at houses in Portobello. Her sugar daddy Peter has promised her a mortgage and is trundling behind us muttering about double glazing ruining the period look of the Georgian masionette
Read full article...Up all night: My friends and I are having our stitch-and-bitch session in my living room. "I can't sew with my RSSI," says Octavia. "I mean my repetitive sex strain injury," she sighs, and I almost gulp down a pin with laughter
Up all night: My mobile rings. It's Annette. "I went to lunch with Sugar Daddy today," she says, sounding exhilarated...
Up all night: Millicent Binks takes us through another tale of burlesque, cocktail dresses and some rather embarrassing measurements...
Millicent Binks: Our sex columnist arrives at a January house party and conversation quickly turns to New Year's "sexolutions"
Our columnist Millicent meets an old friend for a burlesque performance in chilly Siberia...
'Tis the season to be jolly - or a bit saucy even, if our sex columnist's favourite gifts get you in the mood
Sometimes I teach burlesque - classic striptease - to a large class of girls in a gym
We're at the opening night of Dita Von Teese's pop-up speakeasy club, Cointreau Privé. None of us can wait to see her perform
Every now and then I like to have a soirée with Neanderthal where we make some food and watch the first 10 minutes of a film, before we get preoccupied with each other
I never thought I'd be standing in line at Chariots gay sauna in Shoreditch but here I am. I'm rescuing a friend, Percie Pomme, a male burlesque dancer
"Come to bed. I'm so cold!" I shriek in the direction of the living room with the covers swaddling me
Attempting to lighten my proposition to my friend Helen, I make a little joke. "We can't have the third toothbrush unused and lonely," I say
On my birthday I like to share cake, so this year I decided to become a cake - and to share myself
Standing in a row of topless women, I'm reminded of the film Showgirls where the producer checks out the women and gets a handful of ice to make them look cold where it counts
It's gallery season and I just love putting on my autumn coat and berry - red lipstick and chatting to art aficionados
We decide to go for hair appointments. Dorothy is booked into Harrods Pet Spa and indeed, we arrive late after she pees on someone's handbag and causes a little argument
I'm behind the changing room curtains with three other girls. It's as if we're acting out a teenage boy's fantasy...
I've always found it fascinating how the French word for striptease is effeuilleuse, which also means to pluck petals - just as I do in my dance, plucking giant petals from my hips
Millicent Binks heads to the cinema with her boyfriend Neanderthalto see 3D Sex and Zen: Extreme Ecstasy
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