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Bernard Madoff: arrested for his alleged involvement in a $50billion swindle

Spot the next Madoff is our new parlour game

Vicky Ward
15 Dec 2008


IT BEGAN with the names of corporate victims who had lived high on debt, such as Viacom CEO Sumner Redstone, casino king Sheldon Adelson and Lehman president Joe Gregory. They lost houses, planes or boats worth millions. Who knew they financed their mansions with debt?

Now it's our turn. Friday's unveiling of Bernie Madoff's alleged $50 billion pyramid scheme is only the tip of the iceberg of lost fortunes emerging from the depths. Madoff's fall has shaken this town to its core. The 70-year-old financier was lionised here. He gave millions to charity and made himself so hard to get to if you wanted to invest with him that his allure proved too tempting for many. The names of prominent locals whose fortunes have in all likelihood disappeared is long. "How could so many rich, smart people have been taken in?" people are frantically emailing each other. But they were.

So now we're confronted with a new reality. With it comes a new kind of unpleasant gossip. Can they really afford their lifestyle? is the question being asked about you, about your friends and about your friends' friends?

Everyone is looking for the smallest sign that you might be both a broker and a victim of the credit crunch. In other words, did you fall for a Madoff, did you over-extend? Were you too stupid to see what was clearly a conflict of interest in banks on Wall Street, too stupid to see the whole system was over-leveraged? People look to see if you are wearing the same dress over and over again. Do you entertain less? Has your jewellery changed? Are you drinking more?

As you eat and drink among so-called friends, bare acquaintances ask you baldly if you've heard that so-and-so has lost their house and by the way, how have you financed your own home? The subtext is clear: you might lose yours too.

This schadenfreude is dressed up as a more serious intellectual discussion about the anticipated social levelling or the day of reckoning for the nouveau riche in the wake of the recession. But really, all anyone wants to know is who made sage financial decisions and who didn't. In other words, nul points if you were a mini Sheldon Adelson or invested with Madoff; a full 10 if you stayed away from the Vegas of the boom years.

* Vicky Ward is a contributing editor at Vanity Fair.

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What was the SEC and FBI doing? Unless they get active there will be more criminals who create a longer recession for us all. Sad day for New York and the good people of the USA.

- Andrew, Londn, 15/12/2008 23:56
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I wonder if Mr Madoff is related to the late Robert Maxwell? They seem to have a remarkably similar approach to what should happen to to other people's money, i.e. make sure it is never recovered by its rightful owners.

- Alan Best, Haslemere, 15/12/2008 17:44
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Yes indeed, all of a sudden he wants them all locked up. I hope he comes clean and tells us exactly how many millions he has lost. We could do with a laugh.

- James Hennessy, london england, 15/12/2008 17:19
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Judging from his latest speech it sounds like David Camoron lost a few bob to his brilliant mates in the City.

- Harold Tait, Uxbridge England, 15/12/2008 12:31
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