Meet Mister Mayhem
David Cohen25.03.09
The revolution begins in London on Saturday night. Ideally it will be peaceful, but if G20 demonstrators meet police aggression, they will respond with violence. This prediction comes from anarchist, Chris Knight, a 66-year-old professor of anthropology at the University of East London, whose group is at the heart of a series of high-profile actions planned to start across the capital this weekend.
Knight, whose house in a south London street known as Millionaires' Row serves as the unlikely headquarters for the G20 Meltdown group organising the siege of the Bank of England on 1 April, intends to “harness the rage” of social action groups and wants to use “Earth Hour”, a worldwide “power down” planned by the World Wildlife Fund to express solidarity against climate change, to target City firms that fail to turn off their lights at the appointed time of 8.30pm on Saturday night.
“We are expecting up to one million people on the streets of the capital on Saturday afternoon and just before sunset thousands of us will fan out across the City to enforce Earth Hour,” he says. “We're focusing on Canary Wharf but every office block in London with lights on will be fair game. We will go to the building and demand they switch off the lights. If they refuse, our agents will find ways to enter the building, even if it means knocking down doors and windows to break in.”
Is he advocating violence? “Not against people but I'm not too bothered about damage to property,” he says brazenly. “Let's just say we prefer to avoid it and expect to be invited in by cleaners and janitors. But make no mistake, we're prepared to go the whole way. One way or another, those lights will get switched off.”
Knight “strongly suggests bankers should stay away from the City next week. If you're thinking of coming in, my advice is don't'. People are incandescent about your bonuses and the way you've destroyed their lives. We plan to lay siege to the financiers who have brought us into this recession and who continue to pursue policies that are destroying our planet”.
As for the police, “if they want violence, they'll get it”, adds Knight, a former member of Labour's extreme Left-wing Militant Tendency who now calls himself a revolutionary communist. “We intend to be peaceful but if they press their nuclear button, I'll press mine. It's called mutually assured destruction'. If Gordon Brown deploys his riot police, or sends in his agents provocateurs to start trouble as an excuse to attack us, all hell will break loose.”
Knight's incendiary rhetoric may be nothing more than bluster but the authorities are taking it seriously. The Metropolitan police have mobilised more than 2,500 officers and cancelled all leave in an operation expected to cost £7.2 million. The head of security at Canary Wharf yesterday called Knight on his mobile phone in an attempt to prevent the area around One Canada Square turning into a battle ground.
There is no doubt that the G20 Summit, which sees the arrival of the leaders of the world's major economies to tackle the credit crunch as well as the first visit to London by President Barack Obama, is a boon to hardcore protesters and rabble-rousers seeking to orchestrate a Seattle-style week of protests. Until now, few had heard of Professor Knight and his coterie: Camilla Power, an anthropology lecturer at the University of East London, and Marina Pepper, 41, a former Playboy “playmate of the month” who has taken up placards reading “Eat the Bankers”.
They met through Knight's Radical Anthropology Group (RAG), which explores the origins of society from a Marxist standpoint and pays homage to hunter-gatherer groups such as the Bushmen whose societies are “communist and egalitarian”.
Knight, educated at the Skinners' School in Tunbridge Wells and University College London, says they relaunched themselves last October as an anti-banker group called “The Government of the Dead”, the name inspired, he says, “by the hunter-gatherer belief that our ancestral spirits should rule us rather than our obsession with money”. Since then, they have been busy. Knight's garden is awash with home-made props, including bloody effigies of dead bankers to be hung from lamp-posts when protesters converge on “the belly of the beast”, the Bank of England, on 1 April.
Such props make a strange sight among the flowering magnolias, especially on this wide suburban road in Lewisham where houses go for up to £1.3 million.
My interview with the professor, a father of three who eschews marriage, takes place in his cluttered spare bedroom. He sprawls on a futon on the floor, dressed in old corduroy trousers and socks and tells me he earns £35,000 a year as a lecturer but is not interested in money. “I don't own this house, I rent it for £1,000 a month. In fact, I've never owned anything. I've got a battered old banger, a 15-year-old Ford Mondeo that's worth about 20 quid, and that's it.”
When I ask about his 48-inch widescreen television in the living room that doubles as the headquarters of G20 Meltdown, his assistant, Camilla Power, quips: “It's because the revolution will be televised — yeah, in digital high-definition.”
Knight himself vacillates between a dry sense of humour and a spiky anger that explodes intermittently, especially at mention of “New Labour”.
Back in 1981, he says, he and two others set up in his kitchen the Labour Briefing group that orchestrated Ken Livingstone's coup to take control of the GLC and wrest power from the conventional Labour leaders. “Now we face a similarly critical moment,” he says. “The G20 Summit will be a fiasco for Gordon Brown. We're on the brink of a Velvet Revolution that will be triggered by the collapse of the banks.”
Indeed, as Knight keeps reminding me, “the revolution begins on Saturday”, organised from his living room and spread by lurid anti-banker pamphlets, word of mouth and Facebook groups.
He's vague on details but says: “If we succeed with our revolution in the capital in the next week, that will immediately spread to Strasbourg where our anti-globalisation colleagues in France and Germany will stop the Nato summit scheduled for 4 April. Our revolution will spread out across Europe so that, come June, my prediction is that planet earth will be one country. There will be no borders. What we are about to witness is the world turned on its head.”
In Knight's parallel universe, he will become general secretary of the Labour Party, while John McDonnell, Labour MP for Hayes and Harlington, replaces Mr Brown as leader. When I ask if he has informed McDonnell of his plans, he says: “John is a friend of mine, has been for years. He's a socialist, as I am, but increasingly he's moving towards direct action. He's talking at the Alternative G20 Summit we're holding at my campus on 1 April and together we'll be looking forward with glee to the collapse of the financial system.”
Knight expects the coming week to be like a massive exciting general strike. “A bit like Seattle in 1999 although not quite as big or international as we haven't had as long to organise it.
“The whole thing will be spectacular. There are plans afoot, not organised directly by us, to dump tons of sand outside Downing Street and turn areas of the City into giant sandpits. There could also be a rebel raft regatta, using inflatable dinghies and rafts to access the City via the Thames. So many groups are involved. It's the biggest coalition ever.”
On his living room wall is a rudimentary chart in black ink, the blueprint for the action on 1 April. It shows four arrows converging on the Bank of England. It seems unreal that something so crude and half-baked can cause the police, and Londoners, a £7.2 million headache — and that's assuming it all passes off peacefully.
WHO IS PROFESSOR CHRIS KNIGHT?
CHRIS Knight was the eldest of five children of a father who gave up his career as a school teacher to follow his romantic ideal and become a self-sufficient farmer in Somerset and then Devon.
The farms failed and the family frequently moved around, so much so that Chris attended 13 primary schools and three grammar schools. He did A-levels in maths, physics and chemistry but decided to pursue an arts degree, with the only option being Russian literature at Sussex University in 1961.
Barred from spending his third year in Moscow because of the Cold War, he went to Paris and lived with "Russian emigrés". He completed a masters degree, became interested in anthropology and more involved in "revolutionary politics".
As a student he spent a week in Norwich Prison for occupying an American airbase and worked as a Post Office van driver and a teacher at a south London comprehensive.
By the early 1970s he was a member of the Revolutionary Community Party and claims he organised a picket of an electricity sub-station in Neasden in the 1980s in solidarity with striking miners.
Later involved in the "reclaim the streets movement", he backed striking Liverpool dockers in the 1990s and the first large anti-capitalist protests in the City in 1998.
Reader views (24)
I wonder how that moron would feel if someone were to boot-in his front door, samsh his windows and then, in the name of a potentially bogus cause, switch off his big telly - the spotlight-craving, cynical and ridiculous berk.
Still, berks like him have their adherents: tragic types who valiantly achieved a Third at Humanities and now, with their whole lives sprawling majestically behind them, feel the need to be "street" and "with the kids. Right?".
- Richard, London UK
Yes Jane, it's very easy to get paid in cash! the government in no way sits in the pocket of the banks when it comes to salary payments. They (the losers) are not angry at the social side of the government but the financial lunacy that has been taking place (you may have missed it). If you find you have an opposing view in the future may i suggest you argue your point or counter protest without resorting to childish name calling. Ta.
- Sutton, Ealing
Though I don't agree with him entirely points to be noted are his anthropological work has been quite important if (no surprise) controversial.
As for the hypocrisy...how much less do you expect Professors of Anthropology to earn? Yes Universities are government funded...So are the banks! At least the University is not for profit. And where does it state that he gets paid into a bank? He could hold a credit union, mutual building society or ethical (co-op or triodos) bank account. In any case there are few employers which pay cash and if he chose not to work to avoid the banks surely you would chastise even further? Perhaps they are a bunch of losers but they are in increasingly good company. The winners are all taking voluntary redundacy or holding on to there jobs and assests accumulated over the "boom" years while we pay for the mess.
- Iman, London
A little learning is a dangerous thing?
- Mickyinlondon, london
This bunch of losers are a mass of hypocracies and contradictions. He works for a government-funded institution (a university) and presumably gets paid his £35k salary into a bank account (how capitalist!)each month.
- Jane, London
Great stuff Chris! Love the outfit - good luck with it all! Glad someone's doing something....
- Ellis - D, LONDON
So smashing windows and damaging buildings is a good idea to force buildings to turn their lights off?
Not when those windows will need replacing and buildings fixing as a result of such folly. This will produce more pollution than would have been generated had the lights been left on.
- Adam, Harrow, UK
I applaud his efforts at protesting against the great injustices being perpetrated by our government and the banks. We the citizens and taxpayers are being made to pay a huge price for the mistakes of others.
I support his protest and direct action in a world where the goverments and institutions have stopped acting in the interests of the citizens they are meant to serve.
The banking system needs to be reorganised with 100% reserve banking - this would ensure a credit crunch never happens again but the drawback would be the bankers would make a fraction of the money they used to - they will resist this suggestion as a matter of survival.
Its time to rise up and be counted!
- Lia Kahn, London, UK
Kelly, Marsden UK.
Good point. I tend to think along the same line.
- Asw, HK
R M, london. I heard Chris Knight on the radio this morning, and while he may be harmless, I do fear for his mental health. He clearly has issues that point to someone heading for some sort of breakdown, and those that know him and care about him should be stepping in to stop it happening publically.
- Escobar A-Lop-Lop, Camden County
Can't we just deport this lunatic to North Korea?
- Dave, London
Could be he is a mole on the government's payroll. He is touting the 'Summer of Rage' that the government so badly seems to need in order to impose martial law and he is suspiciously active in helping to meet the government's nefarious ends.....
- Kelly, Marsden UK
I know Chris. Yes he's a little bit eccentric. Heart in the right place tho. You have to take everything he says with a pinch of salt. But he's harmless. And he'd hate anyone calling him that.
- R M, London
Protest is one thing,but this will be hijacked by troublemakers. I find it strange that Brown is actually holding this conference in the Capital which will cause massive disruption to the everyday lives of residents not to mention the potential injuries and damage to property. I could be held in a hanger at an Air Force base without publicity!It is the result that is important not the cudos!
- Chris Forrest, Plymouth Devon UK
Marxism is not anarchism in many ways it is the opposite of it.It is centralist authoritarian and kills vast numbers of people. This man is an idiot and should shut up and stop threatening people.
- Jonathan Slipper, Brixham devon U.K.
Online this past week lot has been said about New World Order coming into prevalence, all it takes is the antics of agent provocateurs to start off the fabled Police State.
Will this be your endearing memory!
- William, Forest Hill Surrey
Yeah right, as if this going to cure the economy! Bonkers indeed!
- Lisa, London, UK
I think it's time he grew up and stopped playing at being a student.
- J, London
Bonkers, maybe, but not an idiot. I'm actually quite chuffed that he went to my old school in Tunbridge Wells. He just doesn't appear to have twigged that it's not 1968 any more.
- Andrew Pilcher, Hastings
Millionaire's Row? First term I've heard the avenue where he lives called that.
- Disgusted, Brockley
Have these people considered the ordinary person in the street who has to get to work in the City or Canary Wharf and who work for a financial institution. Not all individuals receive large bonuses or in fact any bonus at all. A lot of roles in financial institutions are quite mundane and ordinary, the same as you would get in any other organisation. If you are a contrator and paid by the hour or the day you have no choice but to go to work as you will not get paid. In this economic climate not going to work is not an option.
- Jenny Foss, London UK
Well...good for him. At least, unlike most of us, he's prepared to DO something active about the anger most of us feel. I include myself in the apathetic-on-the-couch typical Brit. Furious about economic crisis yet feel powerless..
- Apathetic-But-Angry, Essex
and they say the art of good comedy is dead. Daftest and yet funniest thing I have read today, fully deserves to be associated with April Fools Day.
- Steve, London
The man is an idiot !!
- Nick Holland, glasgow
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