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Louise Jury, Chief Arts Correspondent25.06.09
Drivers on the Piccadilly line are to operate on a higher plane by adding doses of philosophy to their daily announcements.
Instead of simply apologising for delays while the service is regularised, operators can draw on the wisdom of Greek philosophers and political thinkers and the bon mots of Shakespeare to add variety to the day.
All have been compiled by Turner Prize-winning artist Jeremy Deller in a passport-sized book which has been distributed to all the drivers and staff on the route.
They range from the uplifting (“Nothing is worth more than this day” from Johann von Goethe, the German writer) to the sobering (“Man is in a strict sense entirely animal” — French mathematician and philosopher Blaise Pascal).
The title of booklet is taken from Shakespeare's Coriolanus: “What is the City but the People?”
Mr Deller said: “I often wish announcements were more personal and reflected the realities and absurdities of living and working in a big city. I think the travelling public will enjoy some humour and unexpected insight during their journey.” London Underground hopes that by encouraging Tube staff to talk directly to customers with appropriate wit and wisdom, they will lift the moods of travellers.
Transport for London is also handing over disused shop display cases at Piccadilly Circus for more art, including a bust of Jennifer Lopez, a floating starfish and a display of album covers.
Tunnel vision
In nature there are neither rewards nor punishments — there are consequences: Robert G. Ingersoll.
Beauty will save the world: Fydor Dostoevsky.
Hell is other people: Jean-Paul Sartre.
To live is to dream: Friedrich Schiller.
Life is one long process of getting tired: Samuel Butler.
Without music, life would be a mistake: Friedrich Nietzsche.
The only man who can change his mind is a man who's got one: Seneca.
An ounce of action is worth a ton of theory: Friedrich Engels.
The way to get things done is not to mind who gets the credit for doing them: Benjamin Jowett.
Reader views (4)
"In delay there lies no plenty" Twelfth Night 2.3.
- Duncan, UK
Oh great....
Instead of Nagging Nora the on train announcer, we now have the possiblilty of Boring Bert...
- Gary, London
Wont have to listen to any of this trendy pretentious crap when there are continual tube strikes. Bonus.
- Frank, Home Counties, England.
As if the overly-loud, pointless, irritating, endlessly-repetitive announcements on the Underground weren't already enough ....
- Phil Jones, London UK
