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Keither Palmer has it spot on. I can just hear it. Brilliant.

- Prototypical Englishman, Wormwood Scrubs, 23/07/2009 12:45
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Dear Boris,
Could you please inform us why you are not doing your job as your voters would wish? Instead, why are you bumbling around with some boring BBC soap opera?

Regards.

PS. Can you confirm that you and Babs are in fact wearing wigs?

- John, London, 20/07/2009 14:41
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Babs: Evenin' squire, leave your bike outside, what can I get you?

Bozza: Pint of foaming nut-brown ale my good woman!

Babs: Coming right up sir, don't often get toffs in these parts, I suppose you have a taxi waiting outside?

Bozza: Cripes! Lumme! Gadzooks!

Babs: Still, I guess you can claim it all on expenses, like the hundred thousand pounds Londoners have paid toward your mortgage?

Bozza: Hang on! That's not in the script! Cripes!

- Keith Palmer, London SE1, 20/07/2009 13:37
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Is Boris, Bab's son? There ain't arf a resemblence.

- Prototypical Englishman, Wormwood Scrubs, 20/07/2009 13:17
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Oh No! More BBC money wasted by the time this baffoon stops bumbling his lines!

- Rod, Epping, UK, 20/07/2009 12:52
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What a lovely picture of two national treasures! Well done Boris.

- Kimberley, London, 20/07/2009 12:15
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Good to see the Prime Minister-in-waiting getting down with the people and engaging with them at their level.

- Prototypical Englishman, Wormwood Scrubs, 20/07/2009 10:33
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Hasn't he got more important things to do?

- D.W., London, 20/07/2009 09:09
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Oh dear, and we had such hopes for you Boris.

- Bob, Cheam, 20/07/2009 09:06
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