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In Bono's head, it's just possible that the British festival-going public reacted to the news that U2 are to headline next year's Glastonbury by fashioning a series of vast stone carvings of Bono's head and positioning them along the White Cliffs of Dover.
In reality, music-lovers have mixed feelings about the prospect of the authors of Vertigo pitching up on the Pyramid Stage. Every report made the inevitable acknowledgement that the Irish quartet are the biggest group in the known universe, perhaps in other universes too.
Yet almost every media outlet also felt obliged to add a lick of cynicism to their coverage, an acknowledgement that while the band are liked they are disliked in equal measure.
Disliked, indeed, with impressive venom. At the 3,568-strong Facebook group, I Still Hate Bono and His F*****g Face, a campaign has begun to get as many festival-goers as possible to wear T-shirts emblazoned with the legend “Bono is a t**t”. “Hopefully,” explain the site administrators, “in this small way, we can stop Boneo [sic] from preaching his toss.”
Why the antipathy? It's not as if U2 are — shudder — a hip hop artist, like Jay-Z, the last Glastonbury headliner to attract such opprobrium; are they not rock giants with a canon of stirring songs and a populist choice for Glastonbury's 40th anniversary year?
And surely if Bono can win the ear of such friends of freedom as George W Bush, can persuade such upstanding organisations as the Labour and Conservative parties to beam his face into each of their conferences, can write a line of poetry such as “elvis the plastic, elvis the elastic with a spastic dance that might explain the energy of america”... well, winning over a bunch of field-hippies ought to be a doddle?
The anti-Bono Facebook group explain their resistance with a series of baroque outpourings involving obscure revenge fantasies and the phrase “halfwitted w**ksock”.
But even to take the balanced view — hard, if like me, you find yourself laughing a bit too loudly at some of those rantings — something about U2 and Glastonbury does not sit quite right. And not simply the prospect of standing in the mud, being lectured about poverty by a multi-millionaire tax exile in a silly hat.
The most successful Pyramid Stage headliners acknowledge the uniqueness of the slot, its special capacity for communal experience. It demands spectacle, for sure, but it takes humility, too, which is why more grounded stars such as Radiohead, Blur, Coldplay and, yes, Jay-Z (who pulled a superhuman effort to win over the rock crowd) have triumphed.
The intergalactic U2 bulldozer does not represent any of the force of subversion, rebellion or even common humanity Glastonbury still manages to encapsulate. Moreover, if Bono can pay a reported $3 million to rebuild a stadium in Montreal to meet his requirements, I fear for what he'll do to poor farmer Eavis's field.
The truth is U2 need Glastonbury more than it needs them; with low sales for their last album and no fresh ideas since 1988, this is really a last-ditch attempt to appear relevant.
The hope is Bono's demands will not extend to silencing all other stages and roping the stone circle off for his G20 friends — that way, attendees who stay unconverted can find a more fulfilling way to spend their Friday night. Such as taking elephant tranquilisers.
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Bono has done more than any of you moaning people,about poverty,aids and charities in general,by raising awareness and implicating himself in operations for like:Greenpeace...he might not be perfect and have a huge ego,but if anyone,he deserves it !!! He might hide his money away from tax,so what??? I would do the same...then give some directly to my fave charities tax free !!! What have you all,in comparison,or so many high profile people,done selflessly,to comment about someone like him...???
So stop being hypocrite or bitter.Bono,in my book,is a good man,and I respect him as a person,regardless of his work with U2.
- Didier K, London, 04/12/2009 02:55
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I'm happy to say that I'm one of the chief protagonists on said Facebook page and am responsible for a lot of the artwork there including the group picture. As Beth so beautifully put it, Bono is indeed a ******** and most other things he gets called to boot.
U2 are so far removed from what Glastonbury is about it's a joke that Evis, even, considered them.
- Paul, swindon, England, 30/11/2009 15:00
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"no fresh ideas since 1989" Stupid comments like these ruin everything else you said.
It´s funny how only Englishmen seems to dislike U2.
And talk about bad sales. No Line on the Horizon is the biggest selling album worldwide this year. No album released in 2009 has sold more, not Green Day, not Black Eyed Peas, not Eminem, no British act. Poor sales by 2007 standard but the year is 2009!
- Gummi Iceland, Reykjavik, 27/11/2009 15:27
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The animosity is not directed towards U2, but Bono!
Having preached to the world about the need to give money to help others in the Third World, he then moved hi company from Dublin to Amsterdam to avoid having to pay corporate tax!
How does he think the Eire government can give money if corporations do not pay any tax?
- Manny Goldstein, London, England, 27/11/2009 13:14
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"something about U2 and Glastonbury does not sit quite right. And not simply the prospect of standing in the mud, being lectured about poverty by a multi-millionaire tax exile in a silly hat." I couldn't have said it better.
Maybe Bono can try reading the Elvis poem aloud instead - people will be laughing too hard to protest 
- Ammu, London, 27/11/2009 12:02
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