It makes me laugh when bits of London start upgrading themselves, like when Fitzrovia started to call itself Noho, or Archway decided that all it would take to fool people into thinking it was as green and leafy as its neighbour was to refer to itself as Archgate... more
England’s favourite übergeek, Clive Sinclair, plucked a busty blonde from a lap-dancing club and made her his lady. Christopher Silvester meets Angie Sinclair and asks what attracted her to the 70-year-old millionaire inventor...... more
Advertising and Marketing: Sir Martin Sorrell calls it “insanity”. Some media-buying agencies have been so desperate to win business that they have been offering guaranteed deals to potential clients which turn out to be impossibly cheap... more
Big Brother housemate Luke Marsden fears he'll be portrayed as a love rat after revealing he has a secret girlfriend in the outside world - despite his kiss with Rebecca Shiner.... more
Brian Conley loves turning life into theatre. He dressed as a knight in shining armour to propose to his wife, Anne-Marie, borrowing a horse from Pinewood Studios. ... more
The latest bunch of attention-seeking exhibitionists and eccentrics, unveiled on Big Brother last night, look likely to take the show back to its outrageous worst.... more
Inept, unconvincing and painfully unamusing - Nicholas de Jongh's damning verdict of The War Next Door, a black comedy about domestic violence.... more
No one expected Gareth from The Office to act everyone off the stage in Chekhov. But that's just what he did at the Royal Court where The Seagull opened last week.... more
X Factor winner Leona Lewis may have landed herself a £1 million record contract but Simon Cowell was revealed to be the real winner of the show after signing a multi-million deal with ITV. ... more
Sound check: German industrial metal band Rammstein literally play with fire in their live performances - and now they are about to unleash their singeing spectacle on London. Watch out for your eyebrows