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Are we there yet? Around the world with Michael Palin

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Exclusive: Richard Caring's restaurant empire

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John Cleese: I cannot be funny, I have no money

08.05.09
John Cleese's dreams of turning A Fish Called Wanda into a West End hit are being hampered by his struggle to keep up divorce payments.... more

Fawlty Towers star Cleese bemoans state of TV comedy

06.05.09
The golden age of British TV comedy has passed, John Cleese said... more

Pink Panther is pointless

12.02.09
In possibly the most excruciating comedy of the year, Steve Martin reprises his role as Inspector Clouseau and hunts the missing Pink Panther.... more

It's Basil False-teeth

11.02.09
Here's John Cleese sporting probably the only jewellery in the world that you need both silver polish and toothpaste to clean.... more

Spanish worker dubbed 'Manuel' sues over taunts

22.01.09
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Bloggers flock to Twitter on social website

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Stone-faced Keanu in Day the Earth Stood Still

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The Day the Earth Stood Still, starring Keanu Reeves, has a general whiff of a B-movie striving for effect. ... more

Rain, pain and breakdowns can't silence call of the wild

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Igor is in world of its own

16.10.08
Quite who is the target audience for Tony Leondis's animated feature, Igor, is a puzzle, says Derek Malcolm. ... more

Best films in London this half-term

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This half-term there are several must-see movies, from High School Musical 3 to Burn After Reading. Janie Lawrence offers a preview.... more

Robin & Rowan celebrate Prince's sixtieth

30.09.08
Comedy giants Rowan Atkinson and Robin Williams will return to the British stage for the first time in more than a decade to celebrate Prince Charles's 60th birthday... more

Private head quits to run new academy

11.09.08
A leading private school headmaster has resigned to take charge of one of the Government's new city academies... more

John Cleese gets mobbed by fans... and he doesn't even have to do a silly walk

02.09.08
Actor John Cleese still has plenty fans, judging by the mob that greeted him as he walked around London today. The comic genius was mobbed by a brace of fans clutching memorabilia, and he didn't even have to do one of his silly walks in order to be recognised.... more

Basil serves up laughter in Faulty Towers

14.08.08
A three-course lunch at an elegant restaurant in Drummond Street becomes a cross between school dinners and national service in Faulty Towers.... more

John Cleese's Basil Fawlty-style rant at his ex wife and mother - 'I thought I'd never get rid of her'

24.07.08
During a talk which was supposed to focus on raising money for conservation work, John Cleese launched a tirade against his estranged third wife. ... more

John Cleese's fling with a blonde HALF his age

19.07.08
Monty Python star John Cleese is dating a blonde magazine executive half his age.... more

Our divorceymoon! What happened when Cleese and Winner invaded Switzerland on a six-day road trip

19.07.08
The pair set off on a six-day road trip to Switzerland to consolidate their extraordinary bond over fondues, lake views and somewhat lively debates over directions – or lack of them.... more

Fright in the night: Anne Robinson's scary face turns heads at Sir David Frost's summer party

10.07.08
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Battle of the unlikely lads is FA Cup Final to savour

16.05.08
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Squeezing the monster dry

28.06.07
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This little piggy is destined to be dinner

08.02.07
A skilful adaptation of the classic children's book Charlotte's Web features the voices of various Hollywood luminaries including Julia Roberts, Oprah Winfrey, Robert Redford and John Cleese.... more

Pythons on parade

18.10.06
Nobody expects a full-scale Monty Python reunion. But this is the nearest you can get - four on stage at once to celebrate the opening of Spamalot.... more

Always look on the knight side

17.10.06
Fresh from Broadway and "lovingly ripped off" from the movie Monty Python And The Holy Grail, Spamalot offers a welcome new twist on musical comedy, says Nicholas de Jongh.... more

Have you got the winning script?

22.09.06
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