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London,




Dir: Mike Nichols, Casey Nicholaw (choreographer).
Cast: Alan Dale
Description: The legend of King Arthur and his Knights Of The Round Table as told by Eric Idle, adapted from the screenplay of the comedy film, Monty Python And The Holy Grail. Music composed by John Du Prez, directed by Mike Nichols.
Trains: Tube: Piccadilly Circus
Phone: 0870890 0142
Website: www.palace-theatre.co.uk
Tim Curry stars as King Arthur in Spamalot
What a wicked pleasure it is to welcome the first anti-musical into the West End! Spamalot gives a welcome new twist to the term musical comedy. It pokes fun at musicals like Camelot that treat King Arthur and all the grail business as if these things happened the day before yesterday.
How sweet it also is to hear songs with silly lyrics that send up the style of instant moral uplift and dewyeyed yearning that characterise numbers from Rogers and Hammerstein to Andrew Lloyd Webber.
See pictures from the show here
Already a hyper-hit on Broadway, Spamalot is "lovingly ripped off" from the movie Monty Python And The Holy Grail. There is more, though, to the ripping than that. Even describing the show as spoof, send-up, pantomime, musical comedy, satire and surreal farce does not altogether convey its weird, anarchic flavour.
Python fanatics will surely love it. Others, like me, while frequently amused and relishing its bad taste may ultimately find it too much a disconnected collection of old jokes and sketches in Mike Nichols's immaculately drilled production.
Yet Eric Idle, Spamalot's book and lyric writer, has done more than brush up the best bits from the Holy Grail movie. His lyrics, together with the simple, catchy score he and John du Prez have written, gleefully mock the sentimentality and grave phoneyness of back-to-ancient-history musicals, let alone Arthurian romances and chivalric codes. They revel in 69 varieties of absurdity, parody and anachronistic nonsense, the sacred grail regarded as a super vitamin for the soul.
Tim Hatley's beautifully kitsch designs, with pantomimic forests, castles and contraptions - like the giant,wooden rabbit and God's very own, large foot - sets the jocular mood. Tim Curry's plummy voiced, characterless, uncomic King Arthur and his male servant Patsy, canter around on foot with the clicking of coconut shells as horses' hooves and find themselves in a funny old England. "I am not dead yet" sing defiant corpses in a plague village and the locals do not even recognise the monarch - "we're anarchosyndicalists".
Hannah Waddingham's Lady of the Lake and her thoroughly modern dancing Laker Girls looking pretty anarchic too. When the Lady gets to grip with Galahad - Sir Denis Galahad to be precise - their confession of love works a Brechtian treat by reminding us we're firmly in a world of musicals, not a version of mythical England.
"A sentimental song, that casts a magic spell. They will all hum along. We'll overact like hell," they vigorously sing. A similar trick is worked in what we are told is "a very expensive forest" or even in the show's unfunniest and pointless number, which insists you cannot succeed in show business without Jews.
God, voiced by delectable John Cleese, puts in an appearance, but only in the shape of a giant foot, and waxes irritable. "I'm God, you stupid tit," he majestically accuses as he drives the knights and Idle's rather idling book to start their grail search.
That familiar Holy Grail scene with the killer rabbit and French taunter - "I fart in your general direction" - makes me laugh again, as does the armless knight, the tap-dancers singing Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life and Tom Goodman-Hill's butch Sir Lancelot falling for Prince Herbert who zips into a gay chorus and identity. Spamalot makes me carp, but it puts frivolity and anarchy, malice and mockery back into musicals.
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I went with my 18-year-old son to see Spamalot in March 2007 and have been a lifelong Monty Python fan. My son has seen all the films and many of the programmes and enjoys them. I can only say I was left feeling deeply disappointed by the entire miserable show. I found myself beginning to smile a bit towards the end of the first half and then saw it descend to a nadir at the start of the second. I didn't laugh out loud once and I had had a couple of beers. It was weak, lacklustre, badly done and expensive. I felt cheated! I suppose can at least say I have been to see it now.
- John Mac, South Devon UK
Excellent - loved it!
And who was the cute Knight with the black hair?!
- Phillip, London
A very funny show well worth seeing - but make sure you sit anywhere but the balcony - hardly any leg room and if the person in front of you is tall (which mine was) you end up craning your neck to see anything. Tim Curry at his best!
- Lynne, Luton
Brilliant! I saw the production in New York six weeks ago and will certainly see it again in London.
- Janet, St Albans, UK
Magnificient fast flowing comedy, laugh a minute. 1st class orchestra (hot trumpets!) under the direction of Michael England. See it and take your friends...
- Whirly, Harrow
Brilliant show - extremely funny. Had tears streaming down my face. A must for any Monty Python fan. Definitely will see the show again.
- Penny, London
Brilliant, loved every minute. Lovingly ripped off but some great new songs too. My partner is not a big Python fanatic but she loved it as well. Will go again.
- Stephen, Broxbourne, England
I have to say what a treat of a show, no special effects needed just good old fashion humour. Even if your not a Python fan you will still have a blast of a night. Cant wait to see this very funny show again.
- Paul, London