My tolerance of middle-English kitsch is low. Quaint provincial towns stuffed with brassy antique emporia and oak-panelled tea shops put me on a hair trigger.
Yet despite historic Rye, in Sussex, leaning in this direction, it's impossible not to like. The cobbled streets leading up the little hill the town is built on are ridiculously picturesque.
The pretty jumble of Tudor and Georgian houses are mostly still homes, not gift shops. The views are ravishing, with the one from the church tower at the very top of the town quite spectacular.
Still, it's comforting to know that you can escape to a corner that is forever Soho, and The George in Rye fulfils this function admirably.
Opened in 2006 by Katie and Alex Clarke (Alex is the brother of Sam Clarke, co-owner of Clerkenwell's Moro), The George is a complete — and expensive — makeover of what had previously been a scuzzy modern incarnation of an 18th-century coaching inn.
The inviting bar area has stripped beams but there the olde worlde ends, the rest being sleek wood, modern fabrics and leather. There is an irresistible garden bar in the courtyard beyond.
Similarly, the small lounge and restaurant are closer to Soho House than to your average provincial boozer. It is a successful formula in every sense: next year the George will expand into a neighbouring Victorian building, adding further rooms to its present 24.
And it is in the rooms, with their carefully chosen furniture and fabrics, that the designer's eye is clearest: cool, chic but understated. It's not as designed as many boutique hotels, nor yet irritatingly “stressed”: that shabby-chic balance — for instance, in the elegant but non-matching wardrobe and slightly scuffed chest of drawers in our room — reflect Katie Clarke's background as a set-dresser for feature films. (Naturally they have the wi-fi broadband and flat-screen TVs you'd expect.)
We had a suite of two rooms. My wife pondered how to fit our three children into the smaller of the two and its queen-size bed. Glancing towards our sofas, full-length mirror, double-size roll-top bath and vast bed, I suggested that perhaps they would be better off in the big room. “You must be joking, they're not having this,” snorted my wife territorially and marched off to get an extra mattress from housekeeping.
As we fed the children an early supper, I was sorely tempted by the bar snacks — fairly priced chorizo, seafood empanadas, boquerones and more (I did return next morning and was well satisfied, if over-full, having already consumed very good eggs Benedict at breakfast). The main bar menu is equally inviting.
There are more ambitious pickings at The George's restaurant, headed by Rod Grossman, formerly at Moro. The menu is dominated by local seasonal ingredients. Thus you might start with steamed mussels or smoked haddock brandade, followed by Romney Marsh lamb or seafood paella.
Yet while the food is good, it left me a little underwhelmed: the gazpacho was uninspiring and while the ribeye steak was perfectly cooked, its black peppercorn garnish was far too strong. It doesn't have the confidence it should, a feeling reinforced by an all right-but-not-great wine list.
There is a choice, though. Rye boasts a surprising number of decent restaurants, to say nothing of some fantastic old pubs. For my money, the most charming eaterie is Tuscan Kitchen (8 Lion St, 01797 223269).
This fabulously authentic trattoria is trapped inside the body of Peacocke Rye, an olde worlde tea shop that owners Jen and Franco Bochecchio moved into two months ago.
I exaggerate: the genuine medieval décor put me more in mind of Arezzo than Earl Grey, but in any case the lovingly sourced organic salume, ham and cheese and superb homemade pastas are the main event (their Tuscan wine list would shame a fair few London Italian restaurants, too).
Rye's chocolate-boxiness is also counterbalanced by the sheer oddness of this corner of East Sussex and Kent, with the flat expanse of Romney Marsh stretching east towards Dungeness, its nuclear power station clearly visible up the coast from Rye Harbour.
This spot a mile and a half down the road from Rye proper offers a path out to a huge, windy shingle beach, bordered by Rye Nature Reserve, where there are various family-friendly activities over the summer (admittedly, my six-year-old son was more interested in the Second World War-era bunkers up near the beach).
To the east, Camber Sands stretches for miles, with dunes particularly great for small children. Then there are the area's many castles and the like: while there's much in Hastings and the nearby battlefield site at, er, Battle, we headed half an hour north-west to Bodiam, site of surely the most perfectly preserved, moated castle just about anywhere.
But by then we were sadly on our way home: instead of a pint and another empanada at The George, I had to settle for a punnet of Kentish cherries en route to the M20. There are worse ways to end a weekend break.
Take three: Great Rye retreats
Jeake's House, a 16th-century, five-star, award-winning hotel, has just four rooms in lavish pastoral-style, all named after literary and artistic figures — both visitors to Rye and former residents of Jeake's House — including novelist Malcolm Lowry and the lesbian poet and author Radclyffe Hall. Breakfast (local and seasonal) is in the red galleried dining room, formerly a meeting place of the Rye Quakers.
Doubles from £112 B&B, www.Jeakeshouse.com
The White Vine House dates from 1560 and has seven rooms with crisp linen and period furniture, organic toiletries, DVD players, free wi-fi and iPod docking stations.
The Vine Restaurant and Café serves handmade pizzas and burgers with a few à la carte dishes.
Doubles from £115, www.whitevinehouse.co.uk
Durrant House is a five-room, two-suite B&B (also available for excusive use) in a Grade II-listed Georgian building full of charm, four-posters and creaky floorboards. Children welcome, mobility difficult.
Doubles from £95 B&B.www.durranthouse.com
Way to go
The George in Rye 98 High Street, Rye, East Sussex TN3 7JT, 01797 222114, Www.thegeorgeinrye.com, Doubles with breakfast from £125 per night.
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I think that the Tuscan Kitchen is wonderful, and completely agree with the article and with Mary's comments. However it doesn't suit everyone. It is perfect for people who want real food and an authentic Italian experience - real Italian chef, real Italian ingredients, and a Mediterranean attitude to time - people who appreciate good, hand-crafted food as art. It won't suit people who want everything precise, flawless and instantly, repeatably perfect. They should stick to 3* London restaurants and large hotels - or MacDonalds.
- David, Hawkhurst, Kent, 11/02/2010 12:51
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I think Alan Fowle - couldn't be more wrong! If you are prepared not to receive restaurant quality service, and you want simple, traditionally prepared Italian food then you have come to the right place. The food is fantastic and if you take the time to chat to the owners you will discover that this is no nostalgic joke. Franco the chef is from Tuscany where his Welsh wife Jen has lived for twenty years. Most of the food comes from their local sources in Tuscany as does the wine. Franco does all the cooking himself so you may have to wait. But what is wrong with that? Embrace the Italian attitude, enjoy some wine and bread with oil (from their own vineyard) and relax!
This is some of the best Italian food I have had in years and I thought the atmosphere and service was charming. I look forward to going again!
- Mary, London, 01/02/2010 14:16
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"Other world class restaurants within the Rye citadel" Have you been to many "world class" restaurants? San Sebastian it ain't. Nice town but don't believe all the food hype.
- Patrick Cole, London, 01/02/2010 13:16
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Having stayed in Rye on many occasions I would agree with the choice of restaurants, another good one is the Flushing Inn and the Black Lion in Appledore.
For accommodation I would always look on tripadvisor so that I know before I go.
Any visit to Rye will always be enjoyable, be sure to phone ahead and plan your visit.
- James Mccloy, London, 01/02/2010 13:16
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The review neglects to mention that in the event of the kitchen at The George in Rye not delighting you there are other world class restaurants nearby besides the one metioned (excelent as it is)all within the Rye Citadel. The town also boasts some of the best shopping in the South East, something again not mentioned. The Geoge in Rye is a four star hotel, there are also many five star gold award guest houses Holistically a visitor visits for more than one experience! I would venture to say that Rye is beyond compare in practically every department.
- Derick Holman, Rye, UK, 01/02/2010 13:16
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You cannot always believe what you read on Trip Advisor, some results are a genuine reflection but frequently and unfortunatley it is a portal for those who cannot help but be vindictive when it is not called for. You may well miss the best experience. Come and enjoy Rye for all it has to offer and stay awhile to see all the delights of the area.
- Michael Henley, Rye.UK, 01/02/2010 13:16
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Read your comment re tuscan kitchen- went there
a week ago, not as described.
Arrive a busy room "whats your name " directed to a table for 4 - we are 2 eventually shown to table for 2 .
Wait - then " we have all the colours " re wine -yes dear thats normal -order white arrives tepid "yes we keep it at 7 degrees so flavour remains put in container with ice at bottom did nt work drink warm white wine all
evening -ugh!
Then order antipasti -good plate and me porcini get thinly cut meat with rocket parmesan -sorry!
Order fillet steak with truffland tagliata rib eye steak-
food arrives no truffels discernible wit tasteles sauce
mine a few bits of steak scattered with rocket and parmesan - where is the cooking skill?
This place is a joke played on the gullible middle class
who have fond memories of Italian holidays - joke over
- Alan Fowle, sedlescombe uk, 01/02/2010 13:16
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